tag: Theatre
Bulva and Kšandička Are Dead
As I have said last time, today there will be pictures of the annual theatre performance on Tolkienconu. This year it was the hobbit rural drama Bulva and Kšandička Are Dead by the theatrical company MOSĎaKŘ OO ORDURES UZP NPCH. If you would like to know what this acronym really means, well, I’m sorry, you will have to learn Czech, since nobody in the area of fifty miles was willing to translate it. In Czech it’s 1. Mezinárodní obrozenecká skupina dějepravné řežby a krasořežby, Oživlý oříšek, ORDURES, ubohá zasraná pěchota, Na poslední chvíli, Se spojenci, 902 10.
Conan and Zamora's butterfly
Perhaps I should start in a Howard-like spirit: “Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the Sons of Aryes, there was an Age undreamed of. And onto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia… blah, blah, blah.” But it’s not possible to begin that way, since the authors of Zamora’s butterfly were neither sane nor sober while creating the story.